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Todays Funny Quotations

""Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."" .....Groucho Marx

""The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."" .....Henry Kissinger

""Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes." " .....Oscar Wilde

"Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all. " .....Johnny Depp

""He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."" .....Chuck Tanner

"I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. " .....Brendan Behan

"Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours" .....M. Berle

"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet" .....Mark Twain

""A rich man's joke is always funny."" .....Anonymous.

"The man that runs away lives to die another day" .....A. E. Housman (A Shropshire Lad, 1896)

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." .....Sam Levenson

"Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down. " .....Terry Pratchett (Strata, 1981)

"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage" .....Ambrose Bierce

"Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are. " .....Erik Satie

"In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. " .....Joey Adams

"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything" .....Paris Hilton

" If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog" .....Harry S. Truman

"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. " .....Shelley Winters

""People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"" .....Calvin


 
 

   
 
 
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